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Why is it that the most broken furries ever seem to message me? I got a message from someone I’ve never met or spoke to yesterday that managed to hit practically every annoyance on the head. It started out with a fairly minor one and just built. Unfortunately I was using a system that does not have logging turned on so I can’t just paste the conversation in, but I shall paraphrase.
Brokenfur: Hey! I’m from Michigan too!
Me: Neat! Pleased to meet you
Brokenfur: I’m a fox/dragon/wolf/tiger/raccoon hybrid. I started off as just a fox then I decided I wanted to be a wolf but I didn’t want to give up the black paws so I was then a wolf with fox paws and a fox tail then I decided I wanted dragon wings but didn’t want to be a full reptile so I added wings, then I decided I wanted stripes like a tiger and then I got tired of my fox tail so now I have a raccoon tail and the raccoon mask around my eyes.
Me:...is that a fact.
Brokenfur: Yeah I think I’m the only babyfur who is a Fox/dragon/wolf/tiger/raccoon. I usually get my character drawn wearing a diaper with paws across the front. I’m into vore too.
Me: ...well isn’t that special.
Brokenfur: Yeah vore is great *eyes your footpaws hungrily.*
Brokenfur: Just thinking about eating you. I always start form the feet and work my way up. I really like footpaws. Could you send me a picture of yours?
Me: Um... no.
Brokenfur: I love looking at pictures of feet, and fursuit feet. I think I read that you make fursuits.
Me: From time to time.
Brokenfur: That’s cool, I wish someone would make me a suit, but I’ve got no money.
Me: Yeah fursuits are expensive...
Brokenfur: Could you make me a suit? I don’t have any money but I’d be really grateful!
Me: I don’t have money and time to spend on people I don’t know.
Brokenfur: But you do know me, we’ve been talking. Plus I mean we’re both furries so we’re practically family. Besides even if we aren’t we’re all brothers in Christ. Have you been saved?
Me: *Franticly clicks the block button*
Now I would have ended it sooner but I was kind of curious how far he would go. I mean its ok to have fetishes but you dont throw them in someones face in teh first 5 minutes of conversation. When he finally got to trying to force religion on me enough was enough. Be glad I paired it down. That happened over the course of about an hour yesterday in which I think I was the only person he was talking to. He probably posted 8 messages for my every 1 response. And my responses were no more then 8 works a piece. Apparently broken furs cant take a hint.